ANOTHER TRIP WITH AUNTIE FLO

Why is it that everywhere I travel, Auntie Flo always comes with me? Is it because she is a travel buff, or just a pain in the butt?

When I think of all the places my Auntie Flo has gone with me, it makes me shiver. Although I don't remember, I bet she went to my high school prom with me. She's been on business trips to Sausalito, London, Houston, North Carolina, even Michigan (I didn't want to go there - BUT SHE DID, SO WE WENT)

Auntie Flo has been all through the Eastern Caribbean, Western Caribbean, 2 Islands in Hawaii, as well as the east and gulf coast of Florida.

Auntie Flo has played softball - fast pitch & slow pitch, gone swimming all along the Eastern sea board, jet skiing in the US and where else? In the Caribbean, she snorkels, rides a motorcycle, a pedal cycle, tennis, volleyball - OYE cut the crap would ya?

And she likes to fly - Auntie Flo has been on Delta, US Airways, Jet Blue (her favorite) American, Pan Am, British Airways, even Aloha Air (god rest their soul)

And tomorrow, it's me and Auntie Flo - off to the "Big Apple" which is now the "sour apple" thankfully on Jet Blue

GIMME A BREAK AUNTIE FLO - I'M A FRIGGIN FOSSIL, A CARD CARRYING MEMBER OF AARP - BACK THE "F" OFF WILL YA????

DENISE GRAHAM JD,RN-"ANATOMICALLY WE ALL HAVE THE SAME SH$%!

JUST CLICK THE TITLE AND LET THE PAGE DO THE TALKING.......SO MUCH FOR THE BIRDS AND THE BEES AS WELL AS NUTS, TACKLEBERRIES, AND JUBBLIES (the doctor was kind on this faux pas indeed)

DENISE...WHEN FOLLOWING THIS LINK, I'D LIKE TO SUGGEST THAT YOU VISIT BOTH THE MALE AND FEMALE REPRODUCTIVE SECTIONS. I KIND OF NOTICED A FEW DIFFERENCES - BUT WHAT WOULD I KNOW? I SELL BOLOGNA FOR A LIVING.....