SPRING MY A%$

WHAT IS UP WITH THIS COLD, UNLOVING WEATHER I ASK? WE ARE GIVEN THE GIFT OF SPRING FOR TWO DAYS AND BOOM - IT'S BELOW ZERO ONCE AGAIN. SPEAKING ONLY FOR MYSELF, THIS SPARTAN HAS HAD ENOUGH.

KNOWING THAT MS JOYCE MERENGHI WILL NEVER FIND THIS BLOG ON LINE - REMEMBER THAT THIS FALL WILL BE EXTRA SPECIAL TO JOYCE AS SHE ADVANCES TO STAGE 5 FOSSIL - AND HEADS INTO THE MUMMY CATEGORY.

DID ANYONE EVER IMAGINE THAT THEY WOULD EVER TURN 30 AND LIVE TO TALK ABOUT IT? SOMEHOW WE ALL DID IT (AND WITH STYLE AND GRACE....MOST DAYS) NOW WE'RE PAST 30, 40, AND SOME, EVEN 50.

WOULD A MEMORABLE DAY BE FOR A MUMMY? SKITS - REMEMBER THE FUNNIEST THING THAT JOYCE DID AND PERFORM IT ON STAGE? HER TORRID EVENING WITH JEAN PAUL IN MAINE? DANCING ON THE TABLE AT THE VFW IN NATICK? TWIRLING HELEN AROUND THE DANCE FLOOR AT THE SAME SOIREE?

MAYBE A STORY WILL COME FROM HER OLD HOUSE IN WAYLAND - WHO WAS THE NAKED WOMAN WHO DRESSED UP AS THE HUMAN BIRTHDAY CAKE? WAS IT JOYCE'S CAT THAT DIED BEHIND THE CHAIR WHILE THE EVIL PITCHER JUST WATCHED IN HORROR? A TALE OF NATALIE? SOMETHING FROM A BARN PARTY? THINK HARD LADIES - THE FALL WILL ROLL IN FAST

STAY TUNED - CUZ IT'S ALMOST TIME FOR SOFTBALL TOO......

DID YOU SAY SHAMUTA?

THROUGHOUT THE LONG COLD WINTER, THE DOCTOR WAS LUCKY ENOUGH TO ENJOY A WEST COAST B-TRIP, THAT BY CHANCE ENROLLED HER INTO A TRAINING CLASS FOR SHAMUTA'S.

IF YOU ARE NOT PRIVY TO THIS GROUP, SEEMS AS THOUGH THERE IS AN ENTIRE CULT SCATTERED ABOUT THE US OF A. THE QUEEN SHAMUTA'S - THOSE WHO TAKE S.I.T'S (SHAMUTAS IN TRAINING) UNDER THEIR WINGS TO A LIFE OF ALLEGED WHOREDOM (FOR LACK OF A BETTER TERM) WHO WILL STOP AT NOTHING UNTIL THEY GET WHAT THEY WANT - YOUR SOUL.

THERE ARE TWO KNOWN QUEENS LIVING CURRENTLY IN THE US. THEIR GOAL IN LIFE IS TO TURN OUT AS MANY SHAMUTA'S AS POSSIBLE.

BRIGHT, INNOCENT, ATTRACTIVE MIDDLE AGED WOMEN ARE OFTEN RECRUITED INTO THIS CULT WITHOUT EVEN KNOWING WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO THEM. UNTIL IT'S TOO LATE. ONCE THE TOASTER OVEN ARRIVES IN THE MAIL, THEY CAN NEVER TURN BACK.

TO DATE, KNOWN SHAMUTAS ARE OF MEDITERRANEAN DESCENT - DARK HAIR, DARK EYES, DARK HUMOR. THEY CAN BE ITALIAN OR LEBANESE. CURRENTLY, THERE ARE NO KNOWN IRISH SHAMUTAS - UNLESS THEY ARE HALF BREEDS (LIKE THE DOCTOR)

IF YOU SUSPECT ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS HAS BEEN RECRUITED, AND IS A SHAMUTA IN TRAINING - APPROACH THESE WOMEN CAREFULLY AS THEY MAY BE DANGEROUS ( RUMOR HAS IT THAT THEY WILL STEAL THE PATE RIGHT FROM YOUR HAND. A TELL TALE SIGN OF A QUEEN SHAMUTA IS HER EATING HABITS AS SHE ENJOYS DINING ON RING DINGS AND RIPPLE WINE (sounds like a Spartan from 20 years ago!) SIT'S CAN USUALLY BE FOUND ENJOYING DRY CHAMPAGNE, STRAWBERRIES, AND A NICE SOFT RIPENED CHEESE IN A BUBBLE TUB. (before the ripple stage occurs)

WHAT EVER YOU DO, DO NOT LOOK INTO THEIR DEEP, DARK EYES OR YOU TO WILL BE LIVING A LIFE OF HELL AS A TRAINEE.

BEING A SHAMUTA CAN BE COMPARED TO BEING A SPARTAN - IT IS A LIFESTYLE, AND ONE NOT TO BE TAKEN LIGHTLY

stay tuned for WHO KILLED JENNY SCHECTER (THE DR.SAYS SHE DID HERSELF)

SPARTAN'S TO RIDE IN THE PAN MASS CHALLENGE ...said the girl at the picnic

GATHER UP YOUR DOLLARS PEOPLE AND SUPPORT THE PAN MASS CHALLENGE WHEN THIS YEAR AS TWO SPARTANS SHALL HOP ON THEIR BIKES (NO MOTORS, ONLY PEDALS) SLAP ON SOME DR. ROBBIN'S RUB FOR A TWO DAY, 190 MILE BIKE RIDE TO BENEFIT THE DANA FARBER CANCER INSTITUTE.

99 CENTS OF EACH DOLLAR DONATED GOES DIRECTLY TO DFCI (AND YOU CAN EVEN USE YOUR DONATION AS A DEDUCTION ON YOUR TAXES - HOW GOOD IS THAT?)

STAY TUNED - MORE INFO TO COME!!!!!!

A SPARTAN THANKSGIVING

THE FIRST SPARTAN THANKSGIVING

In 1621, the Spartan colonists and Wampanoag Indians (DAWN’S FAMILY) shared an autumn harvest feast, which is acknowledged today as one of the first Thanksgiving celebrations of the Spartan’s. This harvest meal has become a symbol of cooperation and interaction between The Spartan’s and Native Americans. Although this feast is considered by many to the very first Spartan Thanksgiving, it was actually in keeping with a long tradition of celebrating the long past summer softball days and giving thanks for a successful bounty of base hits and hematomas.

Both Spartan’s and Dawn’s family (but never any SHARKS) throughout Massachusetts, including Natick, Wayland, Framingham, Ashland, Eastham, and many others organize harvest festivals, ceremonial dances, and other celebrations of thanks for centuries before the arrival of Spartan’s in Wayland.
Historians have also recorded other ceremonies of thanks among European settlers in North America, including the traditional gathering of Spartan’s at the Villa in Wayland, MA, a pre-holiday feast consisting of salad, vino, onion rings, beer, as well as martini’s.

I could go on and on with this drivel, bring up a bit of European history, but have decided not to bore anyone as all of the important historical issues have already been reviewed. Besides, who cares about Europe anyway?
I will however, get deeper into the actual Thanksgiving feast that all Spartan’s (and yes, even Dawn’s family) share with their family, friends, and pets.

FOOD HISTORY
What foods topped the table at the first Spartan harvest feast? Spartan Historians aren't completely certain about the full bounty, but it's safe to say the Spartan’s weren't gobbling up pumpkin pie or playing with their mashed potatoes. I could attempt to detail a complete list of foods that were available to the Spartan’s at the first 1621 feast (which Sue Dean remembers like it was just yesterday.) However, the only three items that historians know for sure were on the menu were vino, martini’s, and beer, which are mentioned above (and yes, don’t forget the onion rings)

So there you have it – another day in history as cataloged by a warped Spartan historian.
Eat well, enjoy your beverage, have plenty of dessert, and make sure your animal friends enjoy their very own Thanksgiving feast!

RUMINATIONS

HERE IT IS, JUST A SHORT TIME BEFORE THANKSGIVING. FOR ALL THE FOSSILS THAT BECAME FOSSILS, THEY WILL CONTINUE TO FOSSILIZE WITH GRACE AS THEY BEGIN TO ENTER THIER 52nd YEAR OF LIFE ON THIS PLANET.

WITH THE RECENT RAIN AND WIND, FALL HAS TAKEN IT'S EVIL GRIP ON OUR LAND, STRIPPING THE TREES OF FOLIAGE AND LEAVING THE CHILLING FEEL THAT MOTHER NATURE WILL SOON BEGIN DUMPING THAT WHITE STUFF UPON OUR ONCE GREEN LAWNS.

AND WHAT'S WITH HOLIDAY ADS ALREADY ON THE TUBE? WHAT HAPPENED TO WAITING UNTIL THE DAY AFTER THANKSGIVING?
WITH THAT SAID, IT'S NEVER TOO LATE TO BEGIN PREPARING FOR THE NEW YEAR AND HOW WE WILL ALL IMPROVE OURSELVES AS 2009 ROLLS IN.

HOW WILL YOU CHOOSE TO IMPROVE YOURSELF IN THE NEW YEAR? DIET? EAT BETTER? TAKE MORE MENTAL HEALTH DAYS?
THINGS UNDER CONSIDERATION ARE:

EAT MORE ICE CREAM
REMAIN OPTIMISTIC ABOUT BOSTON PROFESSIONAL SPORTS
VISIT NATIONAL LANDMARKS
LEARN A LANGUAGE
CELEBRATE MORE SPARTANS WHO TURN 50
DRINK MORE VINO
SAY FAREWELL TO AUNTIE FLO (top on the list - but I'm sure it ain't gonna happen)

WHAT HAPPENED?

WELL, IT'S SO LONG RED SOX ONCE AGAIN. THE FICKLE FANS OF NEW ENGLAND WATCHED THEIR BELOVED LOSE TO TB LAST NIGHT. WHAT WE ALL NEED TO KEEP IN MIND IS WE'VE WON TWICE OVER THE PAST 4 YEARS - IT WOULD HAVE BEEN FUN TO WIN AGAIN, BUT I GUESS IT WASN'T MEANT TO BE. SO IT'S BACK TO THE PATS ONCE AGAIN (WITH FINGERS CROSSED)

IT WAS A BRISK SATURDAY IN MANHATTAN, YET PERFECT FOR TOURISTS. A GOOD TIME TO TACKLE THE STAIRS OF LADY LIBERTY, A TOUR OF ELLIS ISLAND, THE FINAL SIX FLOOR ASSENT TO THE TOP OF THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING, AND A WALK TO THE WTC SITE. ALTHOUGH MOST TOURISTS SPREAD OUT THIS KIND OF DAY OVER SEVERAL DAYS, IT WAS A MISSION TO GET YOUNG JULIA TO VISIT HER LAST TOURIST STOP ON HER VISIT TO AMERICA - AND WHAT A TOUR SHE GOT!!!

THE DOCTOR, WHILE RESTING STIFF LEGS, HAS BEEN BUSY COMPOSING ONCE AGAIN FOR THE GALA SPARTAN FESTIVITIES DUE TO TAKE PLACE THIS WEEKEND. SO GET THOSE VOICES READY AS WE'LL SHARE SOME FUN AND CREATIVE MUSIC MAKING TOGETHER (AS LONG AS WENDELL PACKS THE MUSIC MACHINE)

WITH A BIT OF LUCK, YOU'LL ENJOY SOME OF YOUR ALL TIME FAVORITES (OR NOT SO FAVORITES) SUCH AS RING OF FIRE (WENDELL'S 40TH BIRTHDAY ANTHEM) MRS SPARTAN, SPARTANIAN RHAPSODY (FREDDIE MERCURY WILL ROLL OVER SEVERAL TIMES ON THIS ONE) WE WILL SURVIVE (POOR GLORIA GAYNOR) THE FIRST HIT IS THE HARDEST, MAMA SPARTA, AND WITH LUCK IF I CAN FIND THE WORDS, MAN, I FEEL LIKE A SPARTAN.

BRING YOUR RICOLA - YOU'LL NEED IT!

CATS ON A TREADMILL - LOL

JUST CLICK ON THE TITLE FOR A LAUGH!

WHAT HAPPENED PATRIOTS?

38-13 AGAINST MIAMI?????

WELL, IT WAS STILL A NICE DAY TO BE HUMBLED OUTSIDE, A BEAUTIFUL WARM, SUNNY DAY AND NOT A CLOUD IN THE SKY.
AS MUCH AS I'D LIKE TO BEAT UP ON MATT CASSEL, THIS SPARTAN KNOWS THAT MATT SHOWED UP, AND THE DEFENSE STAYED HOME WITH TOM BRADY. SO MUCH FOR SQUISHING ANY FISH

AND YES, MY $5.00 ICED DUNKIN DONUTS COFFEE WAS DELICIOUS (THANK YOU FOR ASKING)

WHERE EXACTLY DID THE WARM WEATHER GO?

I REALIZE THAT THERE ARE MANY LOVERS OF FALL, BUT FOR THIS SPARTAN, I'M LONGING FOR A SUNNY HOT AND HUMID DAY. I'M MISSING THE BEACH, I'M MISSING LITTLE GNATS BUZZING AROUND MY EARS, AND I'M TOTALLY MISSING SMELLING LIKE A GOAT AFTER BEING OUTSIDE FOR MORE THAN 4 HOURS.

I'M ALSO FEELING LIKE I NEED A VACATION - NOT BECAUSE I'M TIRED, NOR OVERDUE -BUT EVERY TIME I TURN AROUND, SOMEONE IS GOING AWAY, AND THAT SOMEONE IS NOT ME!

FIRST IT WAS MORRY, USING THE OLD WORK EXCUSE AND RUNNING OF TO COLORADO, THEN CHINA, AND I DO BELIEVE ONE OF THE CAROLINAS. THEN CAROLYN HAS TO JUMP IN AND DECIDE TO JET OFF TO SCOTLAND (WHERE SHE WILL HOPEFULLY FIND THIS SPARTAN A PLAID SHOTGLASS TO ADD TO THE GALLERY) INSULT TO INJURY CAME WHEN I WAS LEFT HOLDING THE BAG (OR SHOULD I SAY CAT?) WHILE AMY MCQUEENIE DECIDED IT WAS TIME TO GO CAMPING IN HER NEW SPIFFY LITTLE RV. WHEN A DOG GETS TO GO TO ACADIA TO CAMP, AND A SPARTAN IS LEFT HOME CAT SITTING FOR THE LITTLE SISTER, YOU HAVE TO SCRATCH YOUR HEAD AND SAY "YIKES"

GO AHEAD ALL YOU SPARTAN'S - ABANDON ME - SEE IF I CARE - I'LL CRY OVER COFFEE WITH GINGER (WHO WILL WANT NOTHING TO DO WITH ME EXCEPT TO HAVE ME CLEAN HER LITTER BOX, FEED HER, AND LET HER OUT WHICH SHE CANNOT DO)

BUT IT'S OK, I'LL BE FINE, EVEN THOUGH I'LL JUST SIT AND WALLOW IN MY SORROW ON SUNDAY IN FOXBORO, WATCHING MATT CASSEL WIPE MIAMI'S BUTT ALL OVER FOXBORO, SPENDING MY 296 IN "POINTS" THAT WERE EARNED IN THE IBM POOL, KNOWING THAT WHEN I COME HOME FROM THE GAME MY TWO FUZZY LITTLE CHILDREN WILL GREET ME, AND I SHALL BE FOREVER GRATEFUL THAT THEY DID NOT DECIDE TO GO ON VACATION WITH OUT ME! (THEY WOULDN'T HAVE ANYONE TO FEED THEM OR CLEAN THEIR LITTER BOXES....THEY'RE NO DOPES!)

SNIFF, SNIFF, WALLOW, WALLOW, I HOPE EVERYONE IS HAVING A GOOD TIME...........

Bon Voyage To Summer

It’s Labor Day Once Again -
Did you know that this national legal holiday is over 100 hundred years old? Throughout this time period, Labor Day has evolved from a labor union celebration to the “final fling of summer” party.

In the late 1800’s, a parade began in New York to honor the working class. Today, employed or unemployed, Spartan’s from all over New England will be celebrating from Natick, and as far north as Maine. It wil be a day of eating, drinking, volleyball, bad singing, as well as just being a “merry” Spartan.

Labor day reminds us that the cool days of fall are fast approaching. In just 6 short days the NFL season opens up. Back to long pants, sweaters, and spending your retirement money on home heating bills as well as gambling away each week on your favorite NFL team.

Due to the chilly temps, I can’t say it’s this Spartan’s favorite time of year, but there’s not much that I can do except for move to Aruba.

SEASON OVER - OFF TO FOOTBALL

ALTHOUGH A GALANT EFFORT WAS MADE BY THE SPARTAN'S, THEY WERE KNOCKED OUT OF THE PLAYOFF ROSTER, WHICH BRINGS END END TO YET ANOTHER SPARTAN SEASON.

CHINESE COACH MORRY POSITIONED HER GALS IN THE FIELD TO FEND OFF THOSE NASTY SHARK FLIES - BUT ALAS, SOME WENT WAY TO DEEP. THERE WERE GREAT DOUBLE PLAYS - SINGLE PLAYS - THROUGHOUT THE GAME YOU COULD HEAR HOLLY'S GLOVE GETTING WHACKED BY THROWS FROM THE INFIELD. THE SPARTAN'S DID A GREAT JOB, AND IT WAS A GREAT GAME TO WATCH.

THE DOCTOR SENDS REGRETS TO THE MESS IN THE GAME BOOK FOR THE FIRST FEW INNINGS - SOMEDAY, I SHALL LEARN TO KEEP A BOOK (after all these years, how novel!)

AND NOW IT'S OFF TO FOOTBALL!
THE OFFICIAL POOL OF THE SPARTAN'S, HOSTED ONCE AGAIN BY MS PEVERADA. SIGN UP TODAY - IT'S THE BEST FUN FOR FIVE BUCKS A WEEK YOU'LL EVER HAVE

DON'T FORGET - PATRIOTS LAST PRE-SEASON GAME IS 8/22 - FRIDAY NIGHT - AND THEN IT'S OFF TO REGULAR GAMES ON SEPTEMBER 7TH!

GREAT SEASON SPARTAN'S - YOU DON'T NEED A TROPHY TO KNOW YOU'RE THE BEST!

HOW TO FIND THE BATHROOM IN A FOREIGN LAND

THERE YOU ARE, IN FRANCE, JAPAN, MAYBE EVEN SPAIN, AND YOU NEED TO PERFORM BODILY FUNCTIONS. THE PROBLEM IS THAT YOU DON'T SPEAK THE LANGUAGE (no speakalie da ingalee as they say in local food stores when you ask a question like "do these oranges have seeds in them?)

WELL FOSSIL SPARTAN'S, IN CASE YOU'RE RUNNING LOW ON DEPENDS AND HAVE SEVERAL DAYS LEFT TO YOUR VACATION, I AM LISTING A FEW HANDY PHRASES JUST FOR YOU WHEN "MOTHER NATURE CALLS" AND THERE ARE NO DENSE BUSHES OR WOODS HANDY:

IF YOU ARE IN SPAIN - DONDE ESTA EL BANO?

IF YOU ARE IN FRANCE (WITH JEAN PAUL) - OU SONT LES TOILETTES?

IF YOU ARE IN JAPAN - TOIRE WA DOKO DESU KA?

HOW ABOUT SWAHILI? - CHOO KIKO WAPI?

BETTER YET, HOW ABOUT KLINGON? - NUGDAG OH PUCHPA E?

THERE YOU HAVE IT SPARTAN'S - NEXT TIME YOU GOTTA GO, GOTTA GO, GOTTA GO RIGHT NOW - YOU'RE ALL SET! (and no poison ivy on your private parts)

PROTECTIVE WEAR FOR SPORTS

SORRY, BUT YOU ALL KNEW THE TOPIC WOULD COME UP AT SOME POINT IN TIME

YES, THIS IS ABOUT ATHLETIC PROTECTIVE WEAR - BETTER KNOWN AS A "CUP"

WHY IS IT THAT THIS CRAFTY LITTLE DEVICE WAS MADE TO PROTECT MEN FROM INJURING THEIR YOU KNOW WHATS? WHAT THIS SPARTAN WANTS TO KNOW IS WHY IS THERE NO PROTECTIVE WEAR FOR WOMEN?

I UNDERSTAND THAT WE DON'T HAVE "THOSE PARTS" THAT STICK OUT - HOWEVER.....
WHY ISN'T THERE A BIKE RIDING DEVICE FOR YOUNG GIRLS THAT RIDE A BOYS BIKE? CAN YOU HONESTLY TELL ME THAT IN ALL OF YOUR TIME ON THIS PLANET THAT YOU'VE NEVER TAKEN A SPILL ON THE BAR AND TAKEN A DIRECT HIT?

WHAT ABOUT SOME TYPE OF CHEST PROTECTOR? I'M NOT SAYING THAT WE'D NEED ARMOUR LIKE THE TURTLE WEARS, MERELY SOME PADDING TO PROTECT THE TWINS. THINK ABOUT IT - A SOLID LINE DRIVE THAT YOU MISS, OR A HIGH FLY BALL THAT YOU MISS AND SMACK! RIGHT IN THE CHEST (LINDA IS SMART - SHE CATCHES FLY BALLS WITH HER EYE) NOW CONSIDER THIS "HIT" IF YOU WILL WITH A BIT OF PMS GOING ON (WELL, OK, REMEMBER WHAT IT WOULD HAVE FELT LIKE?)

ALL I'M SAYING IS THAT MUCH LIKE ALL THE DRUGS ON THE MARKET FOR MALE ENHANCEMENT, THE GIRLY BODY HAS BEEN LEFT UNPROTECTED FOREVER.

MAYBE AFTER MY ATHLETIC PRODUCT IS COMPLETE, I'LL WORK ON A LINE OF GIRLY PROTECTION!

PLAYOFF UPDATE - BEAT THOSE "M-F'ERS GIRLS"

THE SOFTBALL GODS KEPT AN EYE ON THEIR DARLING SPARTAN'S LAST THURSDAY EVENING, PROTECTING THEM FROM EVIL ONCE AGAIN AS THE SHARKS SUFFERED THE BLOW OF ALL BLOWS - LOSING TO THE SPARTAN'S.

IT'S NOT THAT IT WAS A BLOW OUT GAME - NO MERCY RULE - NO CANS OF WHOOP ASS; RATHER, THE SIMPLE FACT THAT THE LENTRO'S LADIES WON BY A MERE POINT. HOW GOOD IS THAT? IT'S AS GOOD AS IT GETS.

ANGRY SWARMS OF SHARKS HAVE BEEN CITED ALL AROUND THE METRO WEST AREA, CONSUMING PIZZA AND BEER, AS WELL AS THE GAME BALL FROM LAST THURSDAY EVENINGS GAME. IT IS ALSO RUMORED THAT THE PITCHER - CATHY, CARRIE (GOT ANY PIGS BLOOD IN A BUCKET?) CASEY - WHAT EVER HER NAME IS HAS VISITED SEVERAL NURSING HOMES AND BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF DEFENSELESS SENIOR CITIZENS TO TAKE OUT HER FRUSTRATIONS. WAA WAA WAA

WHAT WILL BE THE OUTCOME OF THIS WEEKS UPCOMING GAME?
FROM MY PERSPECTIVE - I'D LOVE TO SEE THE LENTRO'S LADIES WIN NOT BECAUSE OF GREED, OR TO BE ABLE TO SHOUT "THE SPARTAN'S BEAT THOSE EVIL M-EFFERS, NOT AT ALL. IT'S MORE TO PROVE TO THESE YOUNGSTERS THAT IT'S NOT ALL ABOUT WINNING. IT'S ABOUT BEING THE BEST THAT YOU CAN AND BEING ABLE TO TAKE COMFORT IN THE FACT THAT YOU TRIED YOUR VERY BEST AND THAT YOU WORKED AS A TEAM. IT'S NOT ABOUT THE "RINGERS" THAT YOU BROUGHT IN WHO, EVEN WHEN YOU MULTIPLY THEIR AGE BY 2, YOU STILL HAVEN'T REACHED SPARTAN AGE. LIKE FINE WINE, THE VINTAGE OF THE SPARTAN'S CANNOT BE MATCHED. AND THE OLDER THEY GET, THE BETTER THEY BECOME.

MUCH LIKE THE DAYS OF OLD WHEN THE EVIL BLAZERS TERRORIZED THE LEAGUE - WERE THERE SOME GREAT PLAYERS ON THIS TEAM? YES THERE WERE - BUT THE TALENT ON THE FIELD TRAVELED WITH A GIANT CLOUD OVER HEAD WITH THEIR AWFUL ATTITUDES ALONG WITH THEIR LACK OF SPORTSMANSHIP. FAIL TO GET ON BASE - YOU'RE OUTTA THE GAME - POOF. AND WHERE ARE THE BLAZERS NOW? WHO CARES.....

DO STOP BY AT 6:45 P.M. TUESDAY NIGHT AS EVIL SUE TAKES CONTROL OF THE MOUND WEARING HER LUCKY SOX, THE FAITHFUL FANS WILL BE CHEERING FROM THE BLEACHERS AS COACH WALTERS PUTS HER STRATEGY ON THE FIELD INTO MOTION WHILE THEIR BATS CAUSE A COMMOTION!

NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS, THE PRIDE AND THE SPIRIT OF THE SPARTAN FAMILY WILL CARRY ON BECAUSE....

WIN OR LOSE - THEY WILL DRINK THE BOOZE!

ROYAL CARIBBEAN'S FLOW RIDER - CLICK HERE

SEE SOME GOOD - AND NOT SO GOOD SURFING ON A GIGUNDO CRUISE SHIP! HOW COOL WOULD THIS BE IF IT WERE IN GEORGE'S BARN? DO YOU THINK PETER WOULD BUY ALL HIS SPARTAN SURFER GIRLS THIS GREAT TOY? (especially where nobody knows how to play the 20k+ piano?)