PROTECTIVE WEAR FOR SPORTS

SORRY, BUT YOU ALL KNEW THE TOPIC WOULD COME UP AT SOME POINT IN TIME

YES, THIS IS ABOUT ATHLETIC PROTECTIVE WEAR - BETTER KNOWN AS A "CUP"

WHY IS IT THAT THIS CRAFTY LITTLE DEVICE WAS MADE TO PROTECT MEN FROM INJURING THEIR YOU KNOW WHATS? WHAT THIS SPARTAN WANTS TO KNOW IS WHY IS THERE NO PROTECTIVE WEAR FOR WOMEN?

I UNDERSTAND THAT WE DON'T HAVE "THOSE PARTS" THAT STICK OUT - HOWEVER.....
WHY ISN'T THERE A BIKE RIDING DEVICE FOR YOUNG GIRLS THAT RIDE A BOYS BIKE? CAN YOU HONESTLY TELL ME THAT IN ALL OF YOUR TIME ON THIS PLANET THAT YOU'VE NEVER TAKEN A SPILL ON THE BAR AND TAKEN A DIRECT HIT?

WHAT ABOUT SOME TYPE OF CHEST PROTECTOR? I'M NOT SAYING THAT WE'D NEED ARMOUR LIKE THE TURTLE WEARS, MERELY SOME PADDING TO PROTECT THE TWINS. THINK ABOUT IT - A SOLID LINE DRIVE THAT YOU MISS, OR A HIGH FLY BALL THAT YOU MISS AND SMACK! RIGHT IN THE CHEST (LINDA IS SMART - SHE CATCHES FLY BALLS WITH HER EYE) NOW CONSIDER THIS "HIT" IF YOU WILL WITH A BIT OF PMS GOING ON (WELL, OK, REMEMBER WHAT IT WOULD HAVE FELT LIKE?)

ALL I'M SAYING IS THAT MUCH LIKE ALL THE DRUGS ON THE MARKET FOR MALE ENHANCEMENT, THE GIRLY BODY HAS BEEN LEFT UNPROTECTED FOREVER.

MAYBE AFTER MY ATHLETIC PRODUCT IS COMPLETE, I'LL WORK ON A LINE OF GIRLY PROTECTION!