PLAYOFF UPDATE - BEAT THOSE "M-F'ERS GIRLS"

THE SOFTBALL GODS KEPT AN EYE ON THEIR DARLING SPARTAN'S LAST THURSDAY EVENING, PROTECTING THEM FROM EVIL ONCE AGAIN AS THE SHARKS SUFFERED THE BLOW OF ALL BLOWS - LOSING TO THE SPARTAN'S.

IT'S NOT THAT IT WAS A BLOW OUT GAME - NO MERCY RULE - NO CANS OF WHOOP ASS; RATHER, THE SIMPLE FACT THAT THE LENTRO'S LADIES WON BY A MERE POINT. HOW GOOD IS THAT? IT'S AS GOOD AS IT GETS.

ANGRY SWARMS OF SHARKS HAVE BEEN CITED ALL AROUND THE METRO WEST AREA, CONSUMING PIZZA AND BEER, AS WELL AS THE GAME BALL FROM LAST THURSDAY EVENINGS GAME. IT IS ALSO RUMORED THAT THE PITCHER - CATHY, CARRIE (GOT ANY PIGS BLOOD IN A BUCKET?) CASEY - WHAT EVER HER NAME IS HAS VISITED SEVERAL NURSING HOMES AND BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF DEFENSELESS SENIOR CITIZENS TO TAKE OUT HER FRUSTRATIONS. WAA WAA WAA

WHAT WILL BE THE OUTCOME OF THIS WEEKS UPCOMING GAME?
FROM MY PERSPECTIVE - I'D LOVE TO SEE THE LENTRO'S LADIES WIN NOT BECAUSE OF GREED, OR TO BE ABLE TO SHOUT "THE SPARTAN'S BEAT THOSE EVIL M-EFFERS, NOT AT ALL. IT'S MORE TO PROVE TO THESE YOUNGSTERS THAT IT'S NOT ALL ABOUT WINNING. IT'S ABOUT BEING THE BEST THAT YOU CAN AND BEING ABLE TO TAKE COMFORT IN THE FACT THAT YOU TRIED YOUR VERY BEST AND THAT YOU WORKED AS A TEAM. IT'S NOT ABOUT THE "RINGERS" THAT YOU BROUGHT IN WHO, EVEN WHEN YOU MULTIPLY THEIR AGE BY 2, YOU STILL HAVEN'T REACHED SPARTAN AGE. LIKE FINE WINE, THE VINTAGE OF THE SPARTAN'S CANNOT BE MATCHED. AND THE OLDER THEY GET, THE BETTER THEY BECOME.

MUCH LIKE THE DAYS OF OLD WHEN THE EVIL BLAZERS TERRORIZED THE LEAGUE - WERE THERE SOME GREAT PLAYERS ON THIS TEAM? YES THERE WERE - BUT THE TALENT ON THE FIELD TRAVELED WITH A GIANT CLOUD OVER HEAD WITH THEIR AWFUL ATTITUDES ALONG WITH THEIR LACK OF SPORTSMANSHIP. FAIL TO GET ON BASE - YOU'RE OUTTA THE GAME - POOF. AND WHERE ARE THE BLAZERS NOW? WHO CARES.....

DO STOP BY AT 6:45 P.M. TUESDAY NIGHT AS EVIL SUE TAKES CONTROL OF THE MOUND WEARING HER LUCKY SOX, THE FAITHFUL FANS WILL BE CHEERING FROM THE BLEACHERS AS COACH WALTERS PUTS HER STRATEGY ON THE FIELD INTO MOTION WHILE THEIR BATS CAUSE A COMMOTION!

NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS, THE PRIDE AND THE SPIRIT OF THE SPARTAN FAMILY WILL CARRY ON BECAUSE....

WIN OR LOSE - THEY WILL DRINK THE BOOZE!