ROYAL CARIBBEAN'S FLOW RIDER - CLICK HERE

SEE SOME GOOD - AND NOT SO GOOD SURFING ON A GIGUNDO CRUISE SHIP! HOW COOL WOULD THIS BE IF IT WERE IN GEORGE'S BARN? DO YOU THINK PETER WOULD BUY ALL HIS SPARTAN SURFER GIRLS THIS GREAT TOY? (especially where nobody knows how to play the 20k+ piano?)

PLAYOFF SEASON

"THE TIME HAS COME, THE WALRUS SAID - TO TALK OF MANY THINGS...."
AS THE END OF SOFTBALL SEASON FAST APPROACHES, YOU MAY WONDER (JUST LIKE THE DOCTOR DOES) WHERE DID THE TIME GO? WE'VE BEEN BLESSED BY A WONDERFUL NEW ENGLAND SUMMER FULL OF THE "THREE H'S - HAZY, HOT, AND HUMID"

FOR SOME SPARTANS, THIS HAS BEEN A SUMMER OF FREEDOM, ENJOYING FIREWORKS, A BLOCK PARTY, JAEGERMEISTER G'S, HEARING A JEWISH COMEDIAN RAG ON HER GRANDMOTHER, PLAYING POOL AT SOME JOINT IN LOWELL, DRINKING BEER IN THE WRONG PLACE IN LOWELL, FOSSIL CELEBRATIONS, DAYS AT THE BEACH, AND WATCHING SUE MORPH INTO SAM. SURE BEATS GOING TO SCHOOL, THAT'S FOR SURE (ALTHOUGH THIS WRITER CAN FEEL THE EYES OF HER STUDENT ADVISOR LOOKING DOWN WONDERING "WHY IS MY STUDENT WASTING THEIR TIME ON ALL OF THIS NONSENSE?" THE ANSWER IS SIMPLE DR. W. --BECAUSE I CAN! VIVA LA FREEDOM SPARTANS!

HOW WILL THE SPARTAN'S DO IN THE PLAYOFFS?
WILL THEY GRAB ANOTHER TROPHY?
WHAT KIND OF PIZZA WILL THEY ORDER AT THE SWILLA???

STAY TUNED......

THE SWEAR JAR - CLICK HERE

HOW MUCH MONEY DID THEY MAKE?

TURTLES SLIDE RULE

SAID THE TORTISE TO THE HOLLY "YOU'RE OUT" AND THEN PROCLAIMS "SLIDE RULE"
WTF EACH AND EVERY SPARTAN SAID - BUT LOOK WHAT'S BEEN FOUND.....(FOR MORE RULES, CLICK ON THE TITLE ABOVE)

11. SAFETY SLIDE: The safety slide rule is in effect, and will be enforced at the umpire’s discretion, i.e. where a close play exists at a base, and sliding is necessary to provide safety. Plays at first base are the only exception to the safety slide rule"

AT THE TURTLE'S DISCRETION? HOW COULD HE SEE THE PLAY OVER HIS BELLY I ASK? IF HE CALLED THAT ONE, HOW DID HE MISS THE HOLLY SMACKING THE BEE-HIND OF THE SLOW RUNNER APPROACHING FIRST BASE - 6 STEPS BEFORE THE BAG AND CALL HER SAFE?

I SAY ROLL THE TURTLE INTO THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET

HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY

The Spartan’s celebrate July 4 as Independence Day because it was on July 4, 1776, that members of the Second Continental Congress, meeting in Philadelphia, adopted the final draft of the Declaration of Spartan Independence.
Over time, various other summertime activities also came to be associated with the Fourth of July, including trips to Maine for afternoon booze cruises on the Spartania, horse shoes, bacci, picnics, and trips for “Spartan afternoon Tea.” Common foods include beer, hot dogs, beer, hamburgers, beer, burnt steak a la Carlotta, beer, corn on the cob, beer, clambakes, and even beer.

IN CONGRESS, JULY 4, 1776 (later updated in 2008)
The unanimous Declaration of the Spartan’s of Wayland - excerpt

When in the Course of Spartan events it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the softball bands which have connected them with another and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of Spartankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all Spartans are created equal, that they are endowed by their Team Sponsor with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Winning Softball Games. — That to secure these rights, The Spartan Group are instituted among the league, deriving their just powers from the consent of Lentros Engineering, — That whenever any Form of Softball becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the Spartan’s to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new rules, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness.