TURTLES SLIDE RULE

SAID THE TORTISE TO THE HOLLY "YOU'RE OUT" AND THEN PROCLAIMS "SLIDE RULE"
WTF EACH AND EVERY SPARTAN SAID - BUT LOOK WHAT'S BEEN FOUND.....(FOR MORE RULES, CLICK ON THE TITLE ABOVE)

11. SAFETY SLIDE: The safety slide rule is in effect, and will be enforced at the umpire’s discretion, i.e. where a close play exists at a base, and sliding is necessary to provide safety. Plays at first base are the only exception to the safety slide rule"

AT THE TURTLE'S DISCRETION? HOW COULD HE SEE THE PLAY OVER HIS BELLY I ASK? IF HE CALLED THAT ONE, HOW DID HE MISS THE HOLLY SMACKING THE BEE-HIND OF THE SLOW RUNNER APPROACHING FIRST BASE - 6 STEPS BEFORE THE BAG AND CALL HER SAFE?

I SAY ROLL THE TURTLE INTO THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET