SPARTAN'S AND NEW FOSSILS TAKE TO THE TRACK AT F-1

F-1 Braintree is the place where we welcome in a new gaggle of "FOSSILS"
Fossils (from Latin fossus, literally "having been dug up") are the mineralized or otherwise preserved remains or traces (such as old bats, gloves, or cleats) of old softball players, Rindge party-goers, old ladies that hang out at Morn's and the Villa, and other organisms. The totality of fossils, both discovered and undiscovered, and their placement in fossiliferous (fossil-containing) alcohol formations and sedimentary layers is known as the Spartan fossil record.

The study of fossils across sporting time, how they were formed, and the evolutionary relationships between taxa (phylogeny) are some of the most important functions of the science of fossil Spartantology.
The relative geological time scale, as developed during the visit to Cooperstown, is based largely on the fossil content of the softball field on Bradford Street in Wayland. The development of radiometric dating techniques in the early 20th century allowed Spartantologists to determine Fossils range in age from the relatively recent TO several thousands of days in age to those of the Lentros era several billions of years old.(S-Dean-a-saurous Rex is a good example of several billions of years old)(In case you were wondering)

Fossils vary in size from pint size (little Dude) to gigantic (no comment.) A fossil normally preserves only a portion of the deceased organism, usually that portion that was partially mummified during life due to drinking too much cheap wine and poor dietary habits. Preservation of soft tissue is exquisitely rare in the Spartan Fossil.
So now you know - and hopefully you'll be able to step on the gas with your FOSSILIZED limbs.....