reuters international, May 12, 2008
A woman who resides in Northbridge was taken from her home Monday evening for poor driving habits at F-1 in Braintree, MA. and returned (postage due) to the UK.
The alleged poor driving incident took place on May 10th. After being warned several times by racing officials to get her pokey butt out of the way, the woman, only known as "Jo" heeded all warnings given by track personnel.
Upon arrival in the UK, Queen Elizabeth was quoted as saying "Bollocks - Just what we need, another rotten driver"
In an interview with ex presidential candidate Mitt Romney, his stance on bad drivers in Massachusetts were quite clear "She should be locked up and the key thrown away"
Ms. "Jo" could not be reached for comment.
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2 comments:
A recent Buckingham Palace spokesperson has given leniency (you think she's dangerous over there; she can't even remember how to drive on this side of the road -we don't want her, but don't tell her that)and granted full custody back to the U.S. (postage paid in full).
SOD YOU - SAID THE QUEEN
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